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[ the feed starts with a bunch of books on a table. there are a few titles - about human anatomy, medical tech, diseases, history and culture as well as the solar system and travel through space. there's another book underneath one of the titles, hard to see what it is. hmm.

Bodhi turns the camera on himself. ]

We got the library open, and I found the books you wanted.

[Hopefully Bodhi was ready to be greeted by 9S' beaming face in return, because that's what he's getting. Just the thought about being able to sort through all those books and data... Fully intact data on human history, science, and more!]

Wow, you weren't kidding! Look at all those books... I've never seen so many intact pieces of physical archival data. It's pretty much all dust where I come from.

Intact books are not common where I'm from, either. [ one more thing that the Empire had disposed of -- ] But there's certainly no shortage of them, here.

I'm here, right now. If you want to come by and pick these up.

I'll be right over!

[9S abruptly disconnects the call, and a few minutes later he's poking his head into the library, his eyes lighting up at the sight of rows upon rows of books. Data. Human history.]

Wow... Humans sure wrote a lot. I wonder how long it would take to read all of this?

Probably ... at least five years, would be my guess. [ Bodhi shrugs, making a face as he looks around. so many books. the books that he's picked out for 9s remain on the table, under which there's a random book...

... full of human jokes. ]

At least if we're stuck here for that long we'll at least have something to occupy us.

If you read one book a day... [9S mumbles, counting the books by bouncing his pointer finger over them.] ...carry the two...

[Somewhere along the way he must have just lost interest, because he never gives Bodhi his results.]

Yeah, boy am I glad you unlocked this! I was getting pretty stir crazy, you know?

[He starts to sort through the books Bodhi's given him.] Now I'll be able to properly educate myself to provide medical aid to you humans.

[ Bodhi just watches, waits - he's actually curious, and looks a little thrown when the subject gets changed as quickly as it does. ah well. ]

I know the feeling. [ with all this literature, maybe he can find some good information. ]

The more that know a thing or two about that, the better. We're surprisingly short on medics here.

Alucard is training a few of us, so... We're working on it.

[9S picks up a book and begins to flip through it.] Human medicine is a lot more complex than I realized. To work on an almost microscopic level, and-- Huh?

[He pauses to stare at the page.]

I only have basic medical knowledge, I can do some decent stitches... patch a head wound, maybe. Nothing that advanced. [ why waste time teaching a mere cargo pilot anything that could be useful, beyond only basic things? ]

What is it?

"What did the fish say when it swam into the wall"..."dam"?

[9S narrows his eyes at the page.]

That's stupid. Fish don't talk.

[ Bodhi to his credit, keeps a straight face throughout the joke but it's the reaction that has him chuckling. sorry, 9S, he couldn't help it - and had hoped you'd find the book amusing as he did.

maybe not, though. ]

Well, yeah. But it's a joke, see.

I thought jokes were supposed to be funny.

[9S is a tough crowd, but despite not finding the joke funny he couldn't help reading on.]

Looks like there's more in here, let's see...

"What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?" ...Huh? There's no punchline here!

[ Bodhi shakes his head at the second joke.. ]

That's because it is the punchline. A rhetorical question is one that there's no answer to, you know?

...Oh! [He can't believe he missed it.] Heh, that one's kind of funny.

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