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I met one who was an alien, but looked like a human. Her eyes glowed red like she was infected with a virus, but instead of it causing instabilities she shot lasers from her eyes.

[Yes, that really happened, and no, 2B still doesn't know what to think of it.]

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Oh, that's weird.

[There were all sorts of oddities around here.]

Recently I've met a "half vampire" and a gemstone that projects a body for itself via hard light.

[He lets out a grumble.] It turns out the vampire opened a clinic too. I figured we would continue to let it operate, since there's no other human health establishment on the station, but we should keep an eye on it.

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[9S have you been reading Twilight or something.]

Are vampires dangerous to humans?

[Included in that question is also: what's a vampire.

Because for real what have you been researching in your spare time on the Bunker bro.]

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[What? You can't read a time of day.]

Kind of...? It's complicated. Apparently he needs human blood to sustain himself, but he says he'll only take it willingly.

Not that I really believe him...